Crikey! Snakes Alive!
08th May 2026
Don't mind me, just preparing my audition tape for the snake handler position at Australian Reptile Park!
Thank you to the concerned passerby who called my office to give us the heads up about our new slithery co-worker.
Sadly, he wasn't the right fit for my team, and he was promptly relocated where he could be much more comfortable.
Side note: don't be like me... If you see any injured wildlife or find a snake that shouldn't be there, make sure you contact WIRES or search for your local snake handler, and have an
experienced person attend to safely relocate them to an appropriate place.
By the way, I have had previous experience with handling venomous snakes. I certainly don’t recommend this unless you know what you are doing.
